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Nokia Booklet 3G. Solidtastic

September 25th, 2009

In these heady days where technology news moves at the speed of the internet (just below the speed of light because, like most internet users, the internet is fond of the odd doughnut or ten), we constantly find ourselves feeling about as speedy as a second class snail mail letter in these strike-ridden days.

However, today we bring you something almost tantamount to breaking news. Not quite, of course, we’re not that good. But we’re betting a hell of a whole lot of you haven’t heard of the Nokia Booklet 3G. See, told you, you’ve no idea what we’re talking about, have you? Is it a book-shaped phone? A slider with a big QWERTY keyboard? A… oh, right, yeah, there’s a picture up in the top left. So, there we have it: Nokia have made a laptop.

Excited? Well, you damn well should be. Because if there’s one thing that Nokia have proven over the years, it’s that they make solid, reliable, and downright functional pieces of kit. All that sometimes means that in the superficial world of mobile phones they can be out-shouted by other manufacturers releasing slightly more glitzy/flashy handsets, but we think that in the computing world, reliable and solid is exactly what you want. People are a lot less willing to accept flaws in a £500 laptop than a £200 phone.

So, does the Nokia 3G Booklet live up to our excitement? Yes, hell yes, and then yes some more. It ticks so many boxes it’s untrue, in fact. Design: stunning. Basic features: all as good as the current crop of netbooks. Extras that make it special: 3G, A-GPS, WiFi sound good to you?

Check out this Nokia Booklet 3G review for a full rundown of what’s great, or just have a look at this boring but useful official page. Then go treat yourself to the video….

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Nokia N900. Space filling

September 22nd, 2009

Even the limited nature of the blog sometimes challenges us. What’s that Samsung? You’re releasing a new phone that is identical in every way to your previous phone in this line, only there are 0.8 more megapixels on the camera and it also comes in Cobalt Jack Flash Blue Tints? Whoop-de-doooo, let us get straight on and write a blog post about that pronto. Or, what say you over there Mr S Ericsson, you’re releasing a brand new super exclusive new phone that is in just about every single way identical to Samsung’ and Motorola’s and HTC’s and etc. and so on’s brand new super exclusive phone in the same category? Then again, let us wheel out our magic blog dictionary and find some words to jumble together for.

But then, every now and then – and even less, these days, unfortunately – something comes along and you’re like, wow, good lord, hello, nice to meet you, very nice to meet you indeed. Something that is so… so… just… yeah! Something that for all your excitement about it, for all the incredible stats you find and trials of prototypes you have and videos you unearth that you can’t find yourself thinking: we want one of those. More than anything else, we gotta get one of those things in pocket.

Then, suddenly, when that too-rare day arrives, you realise that you’ve waffled on about absolutely nothing, that the end of the blog is drawing near and you haven’t even mentioned the name of the remarkable product. You haven’t even given your patient reader the slightest bit of information about the thing that’s got you so excited. You panic, start shouting N900! It’s the Nokia N900 that we want you to know about! Quick! Go read this Nokia N900 review! Go look at these official stats! Before it’s too late!

Phew… just about made it there. And just in time to squeeze the video in:

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Nokia 5230. Familial

September 21st, 2009

We’ve seen this thing described as a hybrid between the Nokia 5800 and Nokia 5530… however, us being us (i.e. crass, cheap, provocative and just downright rude), we like to think of the Nokia 5230 as the cheap cousin or the dole scum sister. The one who only shows up at Christmas, fake nails all gaudy and chipped, some kind of aysmmetric hair style that hurts your eyes, swearing and insulting people with no regard for common decency.

Because while this thing has all the touchscreen goodness of the 5800 and 5530, this thing is just plain cheap, thanks to a few strip downs and streamlinings. No internal memory (so microSD cards only), no high-speed downloading, very basic camera and nothing new or fancy at all, in fact.

But then, as you can all testify, people’s cheap cousins can be very fun indeed. If you know what we mean. They don’t cost much, look good in a superficial way, you can strip them and change their covers in a second, their very responsive to touch and give tactile feedback, and…

we should stop there, really, shouldn’t we… before we, well, get arrested.

For more info, less weirdo, check out this Nokia 5230 review, or have a look at the official page.

Then there’s always one of Nokia’s always “entertaining” videos for this thing. If the Nokia 5230 itself is the fun cheap cousin, this video is the dull aunt who’s convinced all her family members are going to hell. How right she is…

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Nokia 5800 Navigation Edition. Shandy

September 10th, 2009

In a Twilight Zone kind of away, we really, really understand what Nokia are doing with the Nokia 5800 Navigation edition, whilst at the very same time, being really, really confused by it. Let us (un)explain ourselves

Understandable – The 5800 has a nice big screen, is very touch friendly and comes with lots of onboard connectivity such as WiFi and GPS, all of which means that if you gave it lots of top-end mapping and navigational software, it would be as good as any standalone GPS navigator. Nokia have, therefore, done all this, and the Nokia 5800 Navigator edition is, well, as good as any standalone GPS navigator

Confusable – The 5800 XpressMusic came out about 4 minutes ago, and we’re really not sure if releasing the Nokia 5800 Navigation edition so soon is a good idea. And what about the music side of things? Is that still as good? Because they’re not talking about it in the press releases? Does it still even play music?

Yes, fair enough, we could go look at the official page or at this Nokjia 5800 navigation review to ascertain that, yes, it does do all the things the XpressMusic version did, but now it also has a lifetime license for the turn-by-turn and voice navigation functions that you’d otherwise have to spend money on. But… it’s… you know? You don’t?

Hmm.

It’s just confusing, alright! Maybe that lunchtime “shandy” was a bad idea after all… We’re just going to sit back and watch this nice video instead…

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Nokia n97 mini. It’s all in the name

September 8th, 2009

Rarely has a phone’s title (especially one from the notoriously bland-naming Nokia) done such a good job of summing up a phone that it actually leaves us slightly lost for words. Us! Lost for words! Amazing, isn’t it.

But what the fudge are we supposed to do with the Nokia N97 Mini. Because… well… that’s it. It’s an n97, but smaller. More mini. Less maxi.

It does all the things the n97 does, but in a more miniature way. Just as the normal n97 does all the things the n97 mini does, but in a more maximum zoom kind of way. Not that that makes any sense.

Well, they’re not completely identical, we hear some pedants at the back arguing. The mini Nokia N97 comes with only 8GB of internal storage, whereas the big boned original had a whopping 32GB. But then you can buy a 16GB microSD card for about £25 if you shop around, so that’s not really an issue. And there’s all sort of hoo-haa about how the mini is more connected, and allows people to update their status on Facebook even quicker than ever. However, try as we might, we can’t find a £25 solution to this travesty.

There’s a bunch more actual opinion in this Nokia N97 mini review, but we’ve simply, honestly, got nothing to say. Apart from: go look at these Nokia N97 Mini deals, and ooohhh, shiny, look at that (in relation to perhaps the only good video Nokia have made about one of their products in the last five years that you can find below):

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Nokia X3. Here be giants

September 4th, 2009

The Nokia X3 is part of a slew of recent announcements from the Finnish giants.

Wait… not real giants… although that would be pretty amazing, right? Massive Finnish ogre like people, big as mountains, making announcements about things. CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL, STOP PRODUCING CARBON. That would sort us right out, terrifying as huge giants are.

But anyway, the Finns in question here are of course everyone’s favourite phone manufacturers Nokia, and they have been very busy making all sorts of announcements about the Nokia Money, Nokia N900, Nokia Booklet 3G, Nokia 5230 and Nokia 5800 Navigation Edition and today’s blog topic, the Nokia X3. Which, annoyingly enough, as we like the image, is nothing at all like a giant. Just the opposite, in fact, because the X3 is all about good stuff in small (and cheap) packages. So while you’ve got lots of Nokia’s amazing music technology (cool player, loud stereo speakers, etc), this thing’s got a release price that made us spill our coffee. Which even if your not a pay as you goer will still translate into some mightily impressive Nokia X3 deals. Not only that, but this is also the first Series 40 (the basic, simple, likeable operating platform that you all know and love) to offer direct access to all the apps and sharing functions available on the ever expanding Ovi. And it’s also been designed for lots of social messaging action, with dedicated support for Facebook, Twitter, and lots of instant messaging clients.

Sound like a giant lot of fun (Sorry, we’ll stop with the giants now…)? Then check out this Nokia X3 review, or have a little look at the video below. Just a very little look mind, because as you should expect from those mighty Finns, it’s a shocker of a video. I guess those big giant fingers aren’t so good at using video editing software.

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The New Nokia N900 announced

September 3rd, 2009

The New Nokia N900 media phone has just been announced, and as this rather impressive video shows, it looks to be the best thing since sliced bread. OK it may be a little on the bulky side, but all those iPhone lovers never complained when Apple released their brick of a phone. Let’s just hope the user interface is slicker than on the N97. You can check out Nokia’s official page here, alternatively you can check out the latest Nokia N900 deals when they become available. In the meantime just watch the video and see what this baby can do.

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Nokia 6760 Slide. Listen up Kids

August 17th, 2009

Like gossiping? Then you’re going to love the Nokia 6760 slide.

Well, actually, let’s qualify that: if you life gossiping in the new, virtual, not-having-to-actually-meet-people way, then you’re going to love the 6760. Because if you’re someone who stands out in your stockings, pinning the laundry up and chatting to the next door neighbour then the Nokia 6760 slide might not be up your cobbled street. Or if you enjoy whiling away 4 hours in the bakery pretending to deliberate over the white-iced iced buns, or the pink ones (it’s got to be the white ones, right, they have raisins in them!), but actually just getting all the latest news about who’s sleeping with who and who’s an alcoholic these days, then again, you probably won’t be hunting out these Nokia 6760 slide deals any time soon.

However, if, like these imaginary people above, you are not 70 years old / living in the 1950’s, then you might be interested here. Because the 6760 is one of those hella ugly phones with the slide out QWERTY keyboards that we can’t work out the appeal of but that you kids seem to get all frothy at the mouth about. And yes, we might be closer to the ’50’s than most of you, but not that close.

But then we don’t spend 90% of our waking lives glued to some form of screen or other, messaging/tweeting/facebooking/emailing/googletalking/etc’ing a bunch of people who probably live with 500m of us and would quite like to actually meet face-to-face. Such is the relentless course of time and progress. Check out this Nokia 6760 review for a more stat-based opinion, or have a look at these 6760 deals

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Nokia 3720 classic. iPod killer?

August 14th, 2009

Nokia have always built solid, durable phones with decent battery lives. In fact, we know people who are still using Nokia’s with LCD screens from about seven years ago that are still going strong. Not so with so many other manufacturers of course, especially in these days of new 18-24 month contracts. Because a disturbing trend happened in the days of 12 month contracts in which phones started to get built just for the length of that contract and no more. So that if you waited, say, 14 months, you’d suddenly find that your battery was barely lasting a day, your screen looked like it wanted to go into retirement and the whole casing started to feel just a little bit like it was going to fall apart in your hands. And don’t get us started on how mayfly-like iPods are…

Which is why it just plain makes sense that it’s Nokia who are bringing one of the world’s most rugged phones to the market. The Nokia 3720 Classic is, in fact, just about the strongest mass market phone we’ve ever seen. And as much as we’d like to explain it to you, there really is no better demonstration than the video below. Obviously the Nokia bods employed here are being just a little bit tender with it (because come on, who hits that softly with a golf club?!) but even with that slight reserve you can see how the Nokia 3720 is one strong little puppy.

So, if you work on a construction site or other dusty / dangerous environment, or if you just happen to find yourself always wanting to make calls in the middle of your morning swim, then this little thing could be just what you’ve been looking for. You can click here for the official page, or just have a look at this Nokia 3720 review for a full rundown on all the specs and stats.

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Nokia 6710 Navigator. Stalkers R’Us

August 3rd, 2009

It’s not often that we’ll direct your attention straight to a video on this blog. In fact, if we’re honest, the video is normally a bit of a filler, something we’ve spent all of 2 minutes trying to find and pasting in in some vain attempt to make it appear as if we’re all technical and savvy with the ways of blogging. Today, however, thank to the Nokia 6710, is different. Very different indeed. Because we want you to watch the video right now.

Watch it.

Watch it now!

There we go. So, now you know about the Nokia 6710 Navigator, right? Now you know, in fact, how to stalk a girl using her phone. Because, come on: ladies if a complete stranger turned up at your door with a bunch of flowers and told you he was there because he’d searched through your phone to find personal details to track you down, you’d call the police, right? Or at least give him a crowbar to the face.

Fair enough, this illegal piece of propaganda does a decent if cheesy job of showing off what the 6710 has to offer – maps, mapping and more maps – but we think Nokia could have found a slightly smarter way to do it. Anyway, check out this Nokia 6710 review for a full rundown of all the things it’s capable of, or have a look at The official Nokia page, which luckily manages to avoid all incitements to breaking the law.

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