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There we go. So, now you know about the Nokia 6710 Navigator, right? Now you know, in fact, how to stalk a girl using her phone. Because, come on: ladies if a complete stranger turned up at your door with a bunch of flowers and told you he was there because he’d searched through your phone to find personal details to track you down, you’d call the police, right? Or at least give him a crowbar to the face.

Fair enough, this illegal piece of propaganda does a decent if cheesy job of showing off what the 6710 has to offer – maps, mapping and more maps – but we think Nokia could have found a slightly smarter way to do it. Anyway, check out this Nokia 6710 review for a full rundown of all the things it’s capable of, or have a look at The official Nokia page, which luckily manages to avoid all incitements to breaking the law.

With it’s metal keypad and casing (that’s real metal – not metal-effect, or metal-esque) this thing feels so right in your hand it’s untrue. It’s not light for its slim and trim size, at 112g, but that’s part of the point – this thing feels like the kind of phone a secret agent would use – discreet, sexy, but also very functional.

That’s not to say this the Nokia 6700 classic is lacking in any thing fancy. A fully fledged 3G with rocket-fast 10mbps HSDPA, it’s up there with some of the best smartphones, but it’s almost as though the features just come with a whisper. Nokia don’t want this to be a phone that comes with a troupe of singing and dancing announcers screaming about figures and numbers at stats. This is a phone you buy not to pull out at the pub and show of the 4.1-inch, carefully-hidden-WinMo interface or surround sound 3D HD G-sensor controlled games. This is a phone for someone who uses their phone as and when they need it, the kind of person who actually steps away from the table to use it. This is a phone for someone with a bit of class. It most definitely is not a phone for Katie Price. Check out Nokia’s official page for more specs, or have a little look at this Nokia 6700 review.

Then of course your mind swings back and starts yelling that all they’re doing is trying to open up new markets, find new people to exploit and make profit from and convince that a new phone (or even first-ever phone) is the only thing that’s going to complete and fulfil they’re life. But then, as we said, that’s capitalism, baby. We’re on the bus, there’s no getting off the bus, so why not buy a cheap Nokia 2720 Fold while we’re on it. Read a less Marxist Nokia 2720 fold review here, and check out this suitably basic video below.

Because while the 2730 Classic will certainly be welcomed with open arms in these burgeoning markets because of its affordability combined internet connectivity, we reckon the very same things will make it a hit just about everywhere in the world. We know more than a handful of people who are sick of phones that cram feature after feature in but don’t actually work that well. And we reckon this is just about the opposite of that. It’s got more than enough basic to intermediate features, from being 3G ready to having a 3.5mm audio socket, from having Nokia maps pre-installed to being bundled with a 1GB memory card. And, being made by Nokia, you know it’s going to be super reliable.

And most importantly of all, don’t forget that you heard it here first: wherever you are in the world, the Nokia 2730 Classic is going to be a big hit. We even going to stick our necks out and say this will be one of Nokia’s best ever selling phones. Check out a Nokia 2730 classic review here for more specs, less speculation.